ShadenLines's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gremlins: The 4th Rule]

Would like it if the animation had a bit more movement at key points but yeah, this is hilarious.

Also, as someone with a sensitive GI tract I completely understand how Gizmo feels.

[Knuckles vs. Mecha Sonic Mk. II]

These Sprite animated pieces are cool. How does the technology work, exactly?...do characters in Sprite clips always have that 90's video game look? Anyway, it's entertaining. We need to see a Part 2!

[TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ~ paleontology amv!]

A happy little movie... I couldn't think of a better description than that Bob Ross-like phrase. It's remarkably cheerful for a piece about evolution, which involves incomprehensible suffering & body counts on a regular basis.

The dinos, skeletons...all of 'em good.

This could be used in a preschool or maybe 1st-grade class, as part of an intro to evolution.

snotrat responds:

thank you! i know its a little grim, thats why i made it more of a rememberance and tribute to all the amazing animals that have died in the overall process of evolution.

['Look who finally left their room!']

This is probably what family get-togethers are like for > 20% of people in western nations now...

[Elon's Escape]

Diggin' the pacing...it started out as mildly amusing & was full-on hilarious by the final scene. This too should go inside a time capsule, so future generations will know what 21st-century America is like.

I agree that the funniest gag in the whole movie is the rocket launch, with Elon's wife & robo-baby.

[Bread Makes You Fat?!? (LEGO Animation)]

"an inconvenient truth"

[Madness Combat 9.5]

Where did Hank get the training to fight like that, is what I wanna know...

[Madness Avenger]

Reminiscent of every FPS video game from the late 1980's on... >|-D

Not even Rambo was as badass as the main character here. Even after he got stabbed he managed to take two more guys with him! Awesome.

[BIDEN'S BUTTERED SAUSAGE (LEGO ANIMATION)]

This flick should go in a time capsule, as an essential indicator of the early 21st century (& America's decline in that era). Hilarious.

[EASY BAKE (flashy light warning)]

An extended riff on an item of 80's nostalgia? That's what this seems to be...

It got vaguely interesting around 1:50 & near the end. I like the parting shot of the bookshelves, like a dilapidated library. It looks more hand-drawn than it is. Overall this wasn't funny, though as a concept it's interesting. You could definitely do more with it... Maybe this is Gen-Z humor? I was waiting for the gator to attempt to bake one of those flat little metallic-tasting chocolate cakes, & then for the oven to malfunction in some way.