ShadenLines's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bread Makes You Fat?!? (LEGO Animation)]

"an inconvenient truth"

[Madness Combat 9.5]

Where did Hank get the training to fight like that, is what I wanna know...

[Madness Avenger]

Reminiscent of every FPS video game from the late 1980's on... >|-D

Not even Rambo was as badass as the main character here. Even after he got stabbed he managed to take two more guys with him! Awesome.

[BIDEN'S BUTTERED SAUSAGE (LEGO ANIMATION)]

This flick should go in a time capsule, as an essential indicator of the early 21st century (& America's decline in that era). Hilarious.

[EASY BAKE (flashy light warning)]

An extended riff on an item of 80's nostalgia? That's what this seems to be...

It got vaguely interesting around 1:50 & near the end. I like the parting shot of the bookshelves, like a dilapidated library. It looks more hand-drawn than it is. Overall this wasn't funny, though as a concept it's interesting. You could definitely do more with it... Maybe this is Gen-Z humor? I was waiting for the gator to attempt to bake one of those flat little metallic-tasting chocolate cakes, & then for the oven to malfunction in some way.

[Hypercube]

This is the kinda thing you watch when you're thoroughly stoned.

[PoultryRune -2021]

You _should_ finish this. It's done well enough to get me interested in what happens next. Will some demon manifest on the altar? Will Mikah survive or what?

Also, the butterfly offering a knife to Mikah is kinda funny.

[THE ONE WHO KNOCKS]

This is brilliant.

[NEWGROUNDS VS YOUTUBE]

"These guys suck at aiming"

...Star Wars stormtrooper moment