Okay, then...

Not to be _that_ guy, but he ought to shoulder the gun first if he wants to hit whatever he's aiming at offscreen.

Definitely cute...it might cheer up someone having a bad day, even if it's short-term. Could have slightly better voices in it but overall, it's good.

You can do it. Great.

First game I ever "faved".... It's utterly ridiculous, but that's also what makes it fun. I'll probably play again at some point.

The names & descriptions of the characters are f***ing hilarious.

I lasted all of seven seconds, but that's probably because of me rather than anything wrong with the game. I will say the arrow keys don't always seem that effective. But the game is still funny as hell.

It's entertaining but as it is a game, I was expecting a bit more variance in the experience...maybe a choice on which parts of Nidalee to click on, with different parts having different point values or something. Also, there's no way to fail in it. There should be at least one course of action which results in Nidalee killing the player. You could throw in some blood gushing from somewhere off-screen or something. But overall, it's a nice diversion for the late evening.

As for the positions, cowgirl is my fave with doggystyle running a close 2nd.

This would be a good start to a soundtrack for a fighting game...or an updated version of Leisure Suit Larry.

Sync this to a generated beat, then loop it for the next hour...bingo: you have rave music.

Are there many NG-themed songs like this?

Also, you have a cute voice. Can't help imagining how you look, with such a voice.

Good to see you haven't given up...no doubt your little one is motivation. Other thoughts:

1. Why does Sazzi have toes but no feet? Maybe I'm nitpicking here, but I can't get past it.
2. Wish I could send more $$ but I recently took two trips to the emergency room...finally off the antibiotic yesterday. The rest of my situation you already know.
3. You probably wouldn't want to draw my ideas. They would involve huge throbbing cocks.
4. Manual labor ain't that bad as long as you don't think about it too much.

Presumably Jonathan can fly...

Ram's horns & a bullet belt? The guy on the left looks like quite a character!...