Where's Darryl?

It's rather Lamarckian, actually

The real Rise of the Machines...

First game I ever "faved".... It's utterly ridiculous, but that's also what makes it fun. I'll probably play again at some point.

The names & descriptions of the characters are f***ing hilarious.

I lasted all of seven seconds, but that's probably because of me rather than anything wrong with the game. I will say the arrow keys don't always seem that effective. But the game is still funny as hell.

It's entertaining but as it is a game, I was expecting a bit more variance in the experience...maybe a choice on which parts of Nidalee to click on, with different parts having different point values or something. Also, there's no way to fail in it. There should be at least one course of action which results in Nidalee killing the player. You could throw in some blood gushing from somewhere off-screen or something. But overall, it's a nice diversion for the late evening.

As for the positions, cowgirl is my fave with doggystyle running a close 2nd.

This would be a good start to a soundtrack for a fighting game...or an updated version of Leisure Suit Larry.

Sync this to a generated beat, then loop it for the next hour...bingo: you have rave music.

Are there many NG-themed songs like this?

Also, you have a cute voice. Can't help imagining how you look, with such a voice.

Not bad, not bad at all... Her chin is a bit too pointy for my taste, but that's the dominant fashion in manga. At least you didn't make her eyes ridiculously large.

She certainly looks good... If I were a 'toon, I'd definitely hit her up. We'd have a nice afternoon at a local coffee house somewhere.

Corn Pop was a bad dude...*riffs on guitar*

He had enough foresight to blow someone away before that guy made a move on him?...That's what it looks like. Cool concept.