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Recent Movie Reviews

112 Movie Reviews

Nice concept, but too little was done with it. Musk attempting a hostile takeover of NG & being defeated permanently by Fulp is the most obvious storyline here.

Now that's my kinda woman! Yeah...the kind who can choke out a bull alligator with her legs. 😛

I find Cuphead relatable these days. (Your version of him, that is)

Also - I didn't know Cyndi Lauper died & reincarnated as a mermaid, however briefly.

Recent Game Reviews

4 Game Reviews

First game I ever "faved".... It's utterly ridiculous, but that's also what makes it fun. I'll probably play again at some point.

The names & descriptions of the characters are f***ing hilarious.

I lasted all of seven seconds, but that's probably because of me rather than anything wrong with the game. I will say the arrow keys don't always seem that effective. But the game is still funny as hell.

It's entertaining but as it is a game, I was expecting a bit more variance in the experience...maybe a choice on which parts of Nidalee to click on, with different parts having different point values or something. Also, there's no way to fail in it. There should be at least one course of action which results in Nidalee killing the player. You could throw in some blood gushing from somewhere off-screen or something. But overall, it's a nice diversion for the late evening.

As for the positions, cowgirl is my fave with doggystyle running a close 2nd.

Recent Audio Reviews

21 Audio Reviews

This would be a good start to a soundtrack for a fighting game...or an updated version of Leisure Suit Larry.

Sync this to a generated beat, then loop it for the next hour...bingo: you have rave music.

Are there many NG-themed songs like this?

Also, you have a cute voice. Can't help imagining how you look, with such a voice.

Recent Art Reviews

546 Art Reviews

This is my fave out of everything you've posted in your gallery so far.

Not much I can say about color choice since I'm viewing it on a phone screen; if I was in front of the actual painting, maybe I could say more. The brush technique certainly works, though perhaps the lady's shirtsleeve could use a bit more subtlety. Overall, a very good piece.

(insert Borat Sagdiyev comment here)

ShangXian responds:

I couldn't resist replying to you with this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR18Pzbf-nY

So it's a narrative corpse... Interesting.

Artist in various media (mostly traditional), craftsman & general DIYer. I make no guarantee of regular posting--work will go up as circumstances permit.

Ernest Hemorrhoid @ShadenLines

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