ShadenLines's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Answer]

That's easy, Mr. Lee. The answer is 42.

[A Life Without Facebook]

If this doesn't furnish sufficient reason to leave FB or never open an account on the platform in the first place, then I don't know what can.

[Gritty's Family Buffet & Strip Bar]

The animation is crude but the humor...is top class!

[Tails goes to the Strip Club]

FallOutFox summed it up.

[5 Strippers]

This sums up the greatest danger for men in the 21st-century dating market.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

i was before my time

[EOFS - Calabresa]

...even in 2024, I'm just not used to hearing a voice like that from a woman with big hanging knockers. (Is that a woman? Or a trans guy pre-op?) Also, "ridiculously long" is right. The "bat soup" line is funny.

TheMiamiDeSantos responds:

you get used to it, some people even say my characters would get strange if they had not my voice lol

[The Frog (short movie)]

As of now, I haven't seen any short on NG as well done as this.

[Intelligent News Network (ft. Tomska)]

An accurate depiction of a 21st-century US news report.

[Fuck the Artists]

First off, this is the most brutally realistic & honest statement about Adobe (& the software/app industry in general) I've ever seen.

Secondly, the Adobe avatar guy is creepy as f**k...especially his head. It fits, yeah...but it's probably nightmare fuel for anyone under 16.

Lastly - if I ever had any qualms about using a not-at-all-ghetto copy of PSP or CS (I don't remember any offhand), those qualms disintegrated.

[BF and GF's Ice Cream Commercial!]

*lol* Um, okay...

It's a bit surreal, but still funny. I dig the pseudo-medical warning at the end. Clearly you've watched quite a few commercials for the latest lab junk medication of the month, put out by Pfizer/Eli Lilly/etc.