ShadenLines's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Vamperial Disease.]

How do you come up with this shit?? That's what I wanna know!

This clip gives new meaning to the phrase "what a burn!"...

[Medieval Meds]

FALSE! No doctor in the medieval era ever looked that good, nor did they know to use gloves when operating...

But seriously, it's good. Funny in a cute way. Am not surprised the voice actress is Aussie; not too many of us can do British accents convincingly (though she sounds more like a BBC reporter in this than a 13th-century Englishwoman). The "patient" looks hilarious.

[Caffeine induced anxiety meme]

I might've rated it higher if I were more into memes as an art form... The soundtrack is a bit irritating. Other than that, it's kinda cute.

Am wondering about the white bug in the clip. Why is it there? Is seeing insects crawling on your skin one of the symptoms of too much caffeine in one's nervous system? (Are we still talking about caffeine?...because this sounds suspiciously like "crank bugs")

snotrat responds:

im gonna be honest there was kind of no reason it was there other than the fact that i like bugs. caffeine induced anxiety was the name of the track

[Medieval bestiary pt 2]

Who did the narration? Was that you?

snotrat responds:

yeah :)

[General BBS Sketch Collab Shitpost 2021]

I'd like to know how this was animated...(have never used Movie Maker. The last time I did any animation was the late 1990's. Yes, I am that old)

I would also like to know if one of you decides to put something like this together again. It would be fun to make something for a movie of this kind.

MetalSlayer69 responds:

this is an annual event, there's still time to make something for this year's
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1530272/3

[Gremlins: The 4th Rule]

Would like it if the animation had a bit more movement at key points but yeah, this is hilarious.

Also, as someone with a sensitive GI tract I completely understand how Gizmo feels.

[Knuckles vs. Mecha Sonic Mk. II]

These Sprite animated pieces are cool. How does the technology work, exactly?...do characters in Sprite clips always have that 90's video game look? Anyway, it's entertaining. We need to see a Part 2!

[TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ~ paleontology amv!]

A happy little movie... I couldn't think of a better description than that Bob Ross-like phrase. It's remarkably cheerful for a piece about evolution, which involves incomprehensible suffering & body counts on a regular basis.

The dinos, skeletons...all of 'em good.

This could be used in a preschool or maybe 1st-grade class, as part of an intro to evolution.

snotrat responds:

thank you! i know its a little grim, thats why i made it more of a rememberance and tribute to all the amazing animals that have died in the overall process of evolution.

['Look who finally left their room!']

This is probably what family get-togethers are like for > 20% of people in western nations now...

[Elon's Escape]

Diggin' the pacing...it started out as mildly amusing & was full-on hilarious by the final scene. This too should go inside a time capsule, so future generations will know what 21st-century America is like.

I agree that the funniest gag in the whole movie is the rocket launch, with Elon's wife & robo-baby.