Jesus on a fucking unicycle, what is this?

Millions of retirees & other American citizens came here specifically to not have to deal with this nonsense. Now the entire South is catching this "polar storm" or whatever it is...

Anthropogenic climate change is a bitch. Anyone remember what happened in Texas a few years ago?...guess we're gonna hafta get used to this.

When I start planning my house build, I'll have to insulate the plumbing.